Confessions, information and nothing

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*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
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A tragedy in two gifs.

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Minha resposta pras perguntas da família no natal.


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Como eu me sinto quando quero sair mas nenhum amigo se anima pra me acompanhar.


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my best selfies of 2013 

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How Not To Be a Dick on the Internet
Orlando Jones dropping knowledge via BuzzFeed

This man is a national treasure.

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