an accurate representation of my social skills

snorlaxatives:

half the time when people are talking i don’t even know what’s going on so i just stand there and smile and act like i understand

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I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet, I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time I care about a lot, I hate people but I develop crushes easily, I hate myself but at the same time I’m completely fabulous.

I’m in the “I’ve never seen an episode of Breaking Bad” club. 

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

i am like this to everyone

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

 

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 
“The worst part about being strong is that no one ever asks if you’re okay.”
- Unknown 

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

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