Minha resposta pras perguntas da família no natal.

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Como eu me sinto quando quero sair mas nenhum amigo se anima pra me acompanhar.

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an accurate representation of my social skills

snorlaxatives:

half the time when people are talking i don’t even know what’s going on so i just stand there and smile and act like i understand

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  • Sheldon: I don't know about you, but I'm very uncomfortable with all this.
  • Amy: Why?
  • Sheldon: I've never seen this show before, and now I'm starting with episode 246? It's unnatural.
  • The Big Bang Theory 7x12 "The Hesitation Ramification"

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

i am like this to everyone

“Que isso foi o que sempre me invocou, o senhor sabe: eu careço de que o bom seja bom e o ruim ruim, que dum lado esteja o preto e do outro o branco, que o feio fique bem apartado do bonito e a alegria longe da tristeza! Quero os todos pastos demarcados… Como é que posso com este mundo? Este mundo é muito misturado.”
- Guimarães Rosa

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

 

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

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