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(Source : mangomini)

18/06/2014

+409

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
18/06/2014

+811526

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(Source : petewanks)

18/06/2014

+757240

(Source : seltzerlizard)

18/06/2014

+108378

22/01/2014

+4826

(Source : aipng)

22/01/2014

+288567

Minha resposta pras perguntas da família no natal.

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21/01/2014

+667

Como eu me sinto quando quero sair mas nenhum amigo se anima pra me acompanhar.

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21/01/2014

+451

an accurate representation of my social skills

15/01/2014

+209005

snorlaxatives:

half the time when people are talking i don’t even know what’s going on so i just stand there and smile and act like i understand

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(Source : snorlaxatives)

15/01/2014

+145074